WONKA MEME is written on your wall in blood. where did it come from? a million hands protrude from the floor beneath and pull you underground. a speaking baby crawls to your feet and looks up at you. “welcome to the friend zone” it whispers.
in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didnt find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in front of our whole math class and she said I BROKE UP WITH YOU FIRST and i said wow thats pathetic and nobody believes that and she cried and i watched gay porn in 7th grade anyway so the joke is double on her