Worms are found near a lot of dead bodies because the worms killed them.
what makes you beautiful is fulla shit ya goblins we just wanna fuck some hot blondes with nice tits
My mom wants to take the Chinese foreign exchange students to the shitty Chinese restaurant near our house. I’m glad we’re providing such unique opportunities for them to experience.
i saw a chameleon today so i guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon
- Tyler: Most people think that since he sings, he's the more mature one, that he wouldn't really fuck with a bunch of dumb young niggas and shit.
- Interviewer: Is he older than y'all?
- Tyler: Yeah. He's the wise one. He does old nigga shit, like, eatin yogurt, and bread.
- Domo: Yogurt ain't that old.
- Tyler: Fine like oatmeal. The one with no flavor though.
- Domo: Yeah that's old nigga shit.
- Tyler: And Frank might kill me for this, but, that nigga eats Pop-Tarts with no icing
- Everyone: Ewww
- Domo: That shit's like a Bread-Tart
- Tyler: It's like bread with fruit. Like that nigga put an apple with bread and ate it.
- Domo: Where does he find that. He orders that shit off the internet.
joseph gordon levitt looks like he always just ate a huge meal at his grandmas house and now he’s real sleepy