June 2012
33 posts
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
found my parents weed in a stash with the pipe they confiscated from me
the big bang theory? yea i watch that
katy perry? yea i listen to that
swag? yea i got that
reblog if ur suicidal but dont kno why
how many average sized shoes do you think i could fit in a microwave
yeah dude i really wanna hear you replace the lyrics in Carlie Ray Jespin’s “Call Me Maybe” that’ll be fucking hilarious and funny as hell *millions of flatscreen TVs blinking the word “NOT” fly down and destroy everything*
if i have a crush on you i’m so sorry
a group of teenage white girls jokingly call one another “skank”, their hilarious inside joke, one no other group of teenage white girls has thought of before
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my mom told me dinner was in the pot on the stove but all i found in it was her death certificate from 1987
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