my dream date? we’re in a nice restaurant, youre a squid. i look down at my menu and everything on it is bugs. i ask the waitress for something without bugs and she laughs and hands me a glass full of bugs. i look back at you and youre a chair on a chair now. nobody notices this. the restaurant changed into my basement at some point and my house is flying. maybe i get to second base.
you stare at your girlfriend from the window of the train. it begins to pull out of the station. “i’m kony” she mouths. you can’t hear her or read her lips. she starts crying as the train takes you away